I put a small card in the memory slot of my laptop today
Wow it's stuck so bad and now i'm sad!
How could I have been such a fool?
It's not so cool to walk around telling people what i did,
Saying, 'Dude, do you have a small tool
to help this stupid fool remove that thing so un-cool?'
Why man, I thought, now I know the best things in life are free,
like the air and the sky and light, and ants!
Yes ants, they are free, yet the problem I have to overcome
is the way i'm going to form
an army of them to storm
my memory card reader and force that thing out.
They'll surely need an inspirational speech
to go into the battle field
Alas! Many will be lost.
No, not because the card will resist but because it's dark
And the funds are not there
for them to stare with night vision goggles there!
Those who survive to tell the tale will walk proud,
And those who tried but failed will be mailed to their home town!
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